*Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions*

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when they are on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are *not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has watched the X-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my "kill."

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.

Our Christmas Tree - 2007

Jesus is the Reason for the Season!

a great gift!

Rodney and I have the House all decorated with the traditional Christmas Tree and a wreath on the door...Christmas Cards on the mantle etc...but there was one thing (very important thing) missing... A Nativity Scene!!! I told Rodney friday night that we needed to start looking for just the right one...but I wanted one before next Chistmas...well one of my bosses and his wife gave me a Christmas present yesterday and guess what it was, yep you're right, a "Willow Tree Nativity Scene" just perfect...and it is one that can be added to every year...I am so excited!!

"JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON"

Is that a BLUE sky and is that the SUN????

Yes I think it is...this is the first day in a while that the sun has shown its beautiful face! I love it I'm alright with it being colder if at least the sun is out so I don't get all depressed!! Last night was yucky out...I got home from work and really need to go do some shopping...I don't like to go by myself but Rodney doesn't do shopping this time of year to many people everywhere for him :) So I ate supper and then got in the car and headed out! I got most of my shopping done and really enjoyed being there by myself...it brings back memories of when I did it all the time when I was in school...I looked at everything and never thought about a thing...I got everything I went after and the best part was at everyplace I went I got the Perfect parking spot :) It might have been raining but it wasn't that bad...and the stores really weren't that crowded...it was better than waiting for the weekend!

I better watch out he is coming after me!

GOOD ONE...had to share :)

I took my granddad to the mall the other day to buy
some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed
he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My
granddad kept staring at
him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your
life?" Knowing my Granddad, I
quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response;
knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
style he did not bat an
eye in his response. "Got drunk once and screwed a
peacock. I was
just wondering if you were my son."

just a catch up...

Okay I have not been in the blogging mood lately and I promised myself that if I started blogging I would keep it and I do really enjoy it...but I feel like I have just been to busy...

Alot has happened so I will try to fill you in without boring you to death :)

My nanny is home - she was in the nursing home getting therapy from when she shattered her shoulder...I haven't went and visited since she has been home (I feel BAD - so I have to do that this weekend - no excuses!)

My Dad is actaully being appreicated at his job...I'm proud of him...and I really think he likes his new position...he is doing the same thing just at a high level...

Rodney and I are struggling with his dad and his wife...but I have came to relize today on the way to work that if his dad thinks it can work out and he will be happy with it then I shouldn't continue to down the marriage...it is very hard for me but I will try...I'm not saying that I will be over joyed to see her but I will manage and be nice as possible...for his dad sake

Next, I did blog about Guinee's death and a little more about that is it was very hard for me to watch Rodney dig the first hole in our own yard to bury a pet...I first wanted to take it to mom and dad's b/c that is where everything else it...but the more I thought about it I wanted him home...Rodney got Guinee for me 1 month after we were married and we have been married for almost 5 years so he was getting pretty old...but I do know I will never have another one...anything else I get I want them to have a long life...

Yesterday my cat, Sassy, that I left at home when Rod and I got married had to be put to sleep - this was good because she had cancer and it was getting worst...but it still makes me sad...

Now on a lighter note...a deer hit my car...yes another accident...if you remember I hit the car with my bike :( ran into a mailbox :( and now this...and all I know is I am so glad to live right next to a great body shop!!! If you need some body work talk to me I'll give you the - I keep it on speed dial : )

THANKS FOR READING!!!!!

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MeRRy CHRISTmas!