7 & 8 of 17

Well, Well, Well, Tuesday and Wednesday went by so fast! I had to make a couple of runs to town today for the vet and the $ store...I found some raw hide bones etc. for Alex...he is tearing everything up so hopefully this will help - he is such a PUPPY!!! Also I got some meds for the vet that is suppose to be like prozac for puppies so we will see if that calms him down...

Wednesday...O ME...I get up let Alex and Skip out then take a shower and getting ready and open the door for them to come in - no dogs arounds - so I give them another 15 minutes and go and skip is ready to come in and eat but there is no Alex...so i go out the back door and I see him out at the lake!!!! he jumped out of the fenced in yard...o no...all I can think is I am going to have to live with him getting out...so I run after him and finally get him...now needless to say everywhere possible for him to get out has plywood up ;)then when I got him in he got a pill from the vet - and it worked - he wasn't druged out just calm...GREAT...I actually got some work done today!

All I can say it I am ready to be home, I am ready for Dennis and Tina to be home!and I am ready to get paid for this and go to Florida!!!!!o yeah and the constuction to be DONE!!!

It isn't that bad but it is bad enough...I am just ready for everything to be back to normal!

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Day 3, 4, 5, and 6 of 17

Well these days have flown by pretty quickly!! As far as I know only one accident!! which is great considering there were 4-5 the first day...I am slowing getting Alex on a schedule. Anyway Saturday was nice I got up and was just lazy...only 2 block layers showed up for about an hour to finish up with their stuff, it was so nice to be here alone...Then around 6 my mom and dad came over and we went and ate BBQ mummm it was just what I needed!

Sunday I got up and went to church and then Rodney and I went out and ate together...then I came back read the ENTIRE newspaper (I enjoyed it - weird!!)

MONDAY I went to the Dentist for my final appt for my crown YEAH!!!!

It is just perfect fits great and I am happy! I am so glad that is over and I hope I don't have to go through that again any time soon...it made me go crazy!!!

Day 2 of 17

Man, yesterday went pretty good! Darlene, Cleaning Lady, came and we got the house in perfect condition and smellin' good! We have everything washed and I have a nice clean bed to sleep in!!! (I made the bed and shut the door so nothing can get in there YEAH!!!!!!) that means a nice clean bed for tonight too!

The walk yesterday went great! man it is nice when everything runs smoothly!

I believe I will make it through these 17 days and still smile when I leave!!!!

O I still have a whole were I should have a tooth - but I'm rock it!!!! The Temp Tooth is shot - it hurts to just have it in there so I will be toothless until Monday ;)

Day 1 or 17

Yeah I'm not to happy right at the moment but it will get better! I started house-sitting yesterday for 17 days while my boss in taking a trip to Europe/Paris. I usually stay about a week while they go to Florida etc., but this is a biggy...I will try to post each day to let you know what happens b/c there is always something going on here.

Yesterday, I walked the dogs it was so nice the weather and the dogs(WOW)! I eat a ham sandwich and some chips then I get on the elliptical and do some weights...man i feelin good! THEN I eat ICE CREAM...lets just say that ruined the night...I eat a whole dang bowl of the good stuff...then watch big brother - YEAH - I hope Adam wins!! Then I go upstaires to go to bed...WRONG!!

I get in the bed and something smells funny!!! yeah PEE...I think the dog had the cat trapped up there and it had to go somewhere so it picks the dang bed!!! needless to say I slept on the couch...and I'm just thankful I had brought my own pillow!!!!!

Now it is raining so I am just hoping that the dogs can hold it until it slacks up so they can go out!!!

O and another thing - My tooth fell out again...at least it doesn't hurt so I'll just keep using the vasaline and hope my real fake tooth hurrys and gets here ;)

I should probably drink more WATER!!!!

The Effects Of Proper Hydration on Your Health

75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back, and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory,trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

100th Post - YEAH! - THE PERFECT HUSBAND!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the firstthing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass ofwater on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night? ''Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door

'Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??

'His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . .PRICELESS

JUST NEEDED TO POST - CUTE!

I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year.

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot)

Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck!

I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ...

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

Have a wonderful day.... Oh, by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discoveredThat people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Odd - The Worst...

The worst place for your toothbrush: on the bathroom sinkThere's nothing wrong with the sink itself — but it's awfully chummy with the toilet. There are 3.2 million microbes per square inch in the average toilet bowl, according to germ expert Chuck Gerba, PhD, a professor of environmental microbiology at the University of Arizona. When you flush, aerosolized toilet funk is propelled as far as 6 feet, settling on the floor, the sink, and your toothbrush. "Unless you like rinsing with toilet water, keep your toothbrush behind closed doors — in the medicine cabinet or a nearby cupboard," Gerba says.

The worst stall to pick in a public restroom: the one in the middle The center stall has more bacteria than those on either end, according to unpublished data collected by Gerba. No, you won't catch an STD from a toilet seat. But you can contract all manner of ills if you touch a germy toilet handle and then neglect to wash your hands thoroughly.

The worst place to pick up a prescription: the pharmacy drive-thru In a survey of 429 pharmacists, respondents ranked drive-thru windows high among distracting factors that can lead to prescription processing delays and errors, says survey author Sheryl Szeinbach, PhD, professor of pharmacy practice and administration at Ohio State University. If you don't want to give up the convenience of a rolling pickup, be sure to check that both drug and dose are what the doctor ordered.

Just a Little Rain!

So Excited! - I've been married to this Hot guy for 5 years! (Sat., March 15th)

SNOW!!!!